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New! DVD of Live Betty Butterfield Show Ships August 1, 2009!

Here's a teaser with some clips from the DVD. This DVD WILL NOT be posted here, so if you want to see it (and I know you do), you must order a copy. This is your chance to help Betty buy more cigarettes, Bacardi and gas for that teal green Honda, and to show your thanks for all the free entertainment you've been getting here and elsewhere, you cheap bastards! : ) CLICK HERE TO PREORDER THE DVD NOW!

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Transsexual Radio - New Clip (no. 74) Added 03/21/09!

Check out the inane, insane, profane radio station from the creator of Betty Butterfield and Shirley Q. Liquor! Your femcees Sissy St. James and Valerie Valentine bring you live shows from the Transsexual Disco Church, with involuntary heckling and gratuitous performer demolition courtesy of the Tourettes Guy ... could it be the congregation Betty's been looking for? (Click here if you don't see the grey Transsexual Radio Flash player below.)

Betty Hearts Canada

Betty dares to do what y'all are too scared to do: interpretive lipsyncopation of "O Canada"!

Betty Hearts Australia

Betty interprets "Advance Australia Fair," apparently signing for hearing-impaired aborigines. With that flag collection, no wonder she's broke.

Car Insurance

Betty unleashes the power of the Holy Ghost and provides advice on car insurance for the mentally ill.

Election 2008

Betty weighs in on the presidential contenders. I ain't votin' for no one just cause they break down cryin'! If that was the damn criterion I'd be the President of the United States.

Big Love

Fortified by a Texas-size cocktail, Betty spills the beans about her former "impostate" lifestyle as a female polygamist. (Hmm, did she say LDS or LSD?) Betty, God only knows what we'd be without you, sister wife!

Welcome

Ever since my tooth fell out I feel like ignorant white trash.

East Germany

Betty in a moving tribute to the erstwhile Communist state. Wenn wir brüderlich uns einen, schlagen wir des Volkes Feind! (If we unite as brothers, we will defeat the enemy of the people!)

Pageant

Hon, either these bitches' hormones is off or we're at a damn drag show!

A Visit to the Gynecologist

After hearing a sermon on Leviticus 15:25, Betty decides she is "unclean," so she goes in to see the doctor. I've got to use the restroom. Why are y'all blowing air in my bladder? That ain't right.

Lexapro Nightmares

Betty's on so much Lexapro she starts to have dreams about a sinister woman named Marge from the "north part of North Dakota." I dreamed she wanted the house. I told her she could have it. I don't care anymore.

My Tragic Life

People think I'm wealthy, but I'm not.

France

Singing La Marseillaise while smoking is very French.

Betty Decides

Betty decides it's a good idea to keep ties with the Mormon and Catholic churches.

Family Time

Tripping on Mommie Dearest.

Sylvia Browne

Oh my god I worship that woman. I think I could be her. I have communications with dead people all the time.

Election 2004

That John Kerry - everybody says he's real good, but, my God, that face is so long ... that man could eat oats out of a butter churn.

VD

Betty does a public service announcement.

Trailers

Another public service announcement. Every year in the United States, thousands of trailers catch on fire, causing hundreds of dollars in damage ...