A Visit to the Gynecologist
After hearing a sermon on Leviticus 15:25, Betty decides she is "unclean," so she goes in to see the doctor. I've got to use the restroom. Why are y'all blowing air in my bladder? That ain't right.
Lexapro Nightmares
Betty's on so much Lexapro she starts to have dreams about a sinister woman named Marge from the "north part of North Dakota." I dreamed she wanted the house. I told her she could have it. I don't care anymore.
Meds
Never, under no circumstances turn yourself over to them mental health people for what they call a 72-hour hold. Oh my God. You want to talk about being held hostage.
"Vietvenese" Doctor
That's not me! I don't belong in a sanitarium!
E.R.
Whoaaa! I fell back and hit my head. It's like I told that young Vietnamese doctor, 'It's not the first time. It won't be the last time.'
